The BVGCS.

That's right. It's the Blessed Virgin Grilled Cheese Sandwhich and it can be yours for (currently) $69,107. I knew the Catholic Church has talked about promoting Mary's status to "co-redemptrix" with Christ, but this is taking it a bit far. Communion would never be the same... Update: I added the link (which I forgot to do earlier). Only 4 days and 20 hours left, and it's still the same price. Compare this running tally with these. Hey, some of us have different...........tastes. Update 2: The selling price has been reduced as the BVGCS has gained national attention. The rules for bidding are a lot more strict as well. You still have time--it's only at $7,600. At her return rate ($70,000 at local casinos in 10 years of ownership), it's a better investment than a Roth IRA. In other news, Bill get's spam. Lots of it. MontyPythonesque amounts.